I am bored so far out of my skull right now, I can see distant planets.

I hate hormones

my period is over and I am a horny mess! this is awful. and all the porn gifs aren’t helping! and I don’t even like straight porn!

/end rant

I have a job interview at Barnes and Noble tomorrow and there is a stink bug somewhere in my room and I don’t have an outfit…

i’m afraid to sleep because the bug might crawl into some orifice and I need to look nice and not weird out the nice lady by looking exhausted.

Update: I caught and flushed the bug. I hate fall, all the bugs like to come inside.

When you vascillate between not giving a shit to the point where it’ll offend people and caring way too much it’s probably best to grab some popcorn and watch the rest of the universe.

when you ask someone if something’s bothering them and they say “nothing” it means one of two things.

1) Yes, something’s wrong and A) you are very observant and I want to talk about it or B) I don’t want to talk right now but thanks for noticing.

2) you’re going to get punched in the face because there could actually be nothing bothering them and they want you to stop asking.

It’s pretty easy to tell we’re related.

Earlier this summer my 13 and 16 year old cousins decided Captain America would be our evenings entertainment. My inner fangirl is a bitch to contain so I just didn’t bother. If Bucky was on scream I’d make shooshing noises or go off on the terribly unladylike things i’d do to him. They took it in pretty good stead and knew I wasn’t really paying attention to the fact that they were saying they would too. We all made dying whale noises when he fell and the 16 year old (a fellow tumblr user) consoled me enough to let me explain to the 13 year old that he wasn’t actually dead.

A couch full of Bucky feels is how I judge feels in regards to Marvel movies now.

I’m taking them to Winter Soldier with me, we’ll flail our way through and find a couch to cry on afterwards.

4 a.m. is never a good time for 4 a.m.

Feelings

With Therapist: ...
In Treatment: ...
With Parents: ...
With Sibling(s): ...
With Friends: ...
With Obnoxiously Close Friends/Family: ...b-....uh...
With Former or Current Initmate Acquaintence: ...f-...d-...
Tumblr: ...FEELS OH GOD FEELS EVERYWHERE IT HURTS! I CAN'T! I DON'T EVEN!

25 random things about me

“YOU’VE BEEN TAGGED! ONCE YOU’VE BEEN TAGGED, YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO WRITE A POST WITH 25 RANDOM THINGS, FACTS, HABITS, OR GOALS ABOUT YOU. AT THE END, CHOOSE FIVE PEOPLE TO BE TAGGED. YOU HAVE TO TAG THE PERSON WHO TAGGED YOU. IF I TAGGED YOU, IT’S BECAUSE I WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT YOU.”

1) I really really like Discworld books

2) I spent August 15th to March 28 in treatment programs in Hawaii and Vermont

3) I really like dogs but i’m an animal person so long as they aren’t reptiles or amphibians

4) I work in a shop that sells soap and lotion and fun things

5) I’m messy by nature but on occasion need to fix everything

6) I’m idealistic but also very pessimistic and distrustful

7) I’m a virgin

8) I spent most of junior high and high school fixing other people’s problems

9) I’ve been in love twice, three times if i’m counting being 14 and dumb

10) I’m still deciding on what I want my sexuality to mean. Bisexuality and pansexuality are different and i’m not sure how to explain pansexuality to the people I love when they have such difficultly with liking girls not meaning that i’m gay.

11) I really love Disney movies

12) I’m a hopeless romantic

13) I want someone I date to dance with me or sing the other part of a duet with me

14) I’m an overly cautious driver because if I get into another accident i’ll have my license revoked

15) When I decide i’m in love with someone it will take me years to be able to let them go

16) I love to cook

17) I suffer from intense social anxiety

18) I went to college before I was ready and dropped out when my depression made getting up and to class too much

19) I love to draw but i’m not very good

20) I give too much of myself to other people because they’ll always come first to me

21) While also being tremendously selfish i’ll have my phone by my side for whoever needs me.

22) I pick up odd skills and trivia

23) I have a myriad of learning disabilities

24) I was diagnosed with Juvenile Myoclonic Epilepsy when I was 17

25) I’m actually not bad to get to know. Just a wee bit quirky.

Dear Rest Of The Body

Fuck You! -The Uterus

*garbled screaming and flailing*

Cute single dad mid twenties electrician working on the house we’re fixing up just asked me out!!!!!! Dying! 20 and never been on a real date…. Atleast it’s in my control as to whether or not I talk to him. It means I get his number from my dad. This is probably the plot of a social disaster movie.

I’ll just die now and save myself the embarassment.

everyone go follow my little cousin Tessa

Tessa’s Blog

Okay i’ll be honest and say this is mostly a LoK and AtLA blog. Now and then i throw in some , AVPM, AVPS, The Avengers, Supernatural, Young Justice, Percy Jackson and other random fun stuff

^her blog description 

Somehow I got to be the luckiest girl in the world when I wasn’t looking. I have the most amazing people in my life.

Tumblr Dialect

Fuck You- You are amazing, fuck you

Your Face- You are precious, amazing etc etc

Life Ruiner- Someone so attractive that the rest of the world can just quit.

I can’t even- I am so overwhelmed by feelings I can’t express myself properly

All of the things- I love or hate everything -insert thing of your choice- involves

I regret nothing- self explanatory 

I Quit- Your skill/qualities outweigh my own and it is glaringly obvious

add more as you think of them

CLARAOSMIN