my period is over and I am a horny mess! this is awful. and all the porn gifs aren’t helping! and I don’t even like straight porn!
i’m afraid to sleep because the bug might crawl into some orifice and I need to look nice and not weird out the nice lady by looking exhausted.
Update: I caught and flushed the bug. I hate fall, all the bugs like to come inside.
1) Yes, something’s wrong and A) you are very observant and I want to talk about it or B) I don’t want to talk right now but thanks for noticing.
2) you’re going to get punched in the face because there could actually be nothing bothering them and they want you to stop asking.
Earlier this summer my 13 and 16 year old cousins decided Captain America would be our evenings entertainment. My inner fangirl is a bitch to contain so I just didn’t bother. If Bucky was on scream I’d make shooshing noises or go off on the terribly unladylike things i’d do to him. They took it in pretty good stead and knew I wasn’t really paying attention to the fact that they were saying they would too. We all made dying whale noises when he fell and the 16 year old (a fellow tumblr user) consoled me enough to let me explain to the 13 year old that he wasn’t actually dead.
A couch full of Bucky feels is how I judge feels in regards to Marvel movies now.
I’m taking them to Winter Soldier with me, we’ll flail our way through and find a couch to cry on afterwards.
“YOU’VE BEEN TAGGED! ONCE YOU’VE BEEN TAGGED, YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO WRITE A POST WITH 25 RANDOM THINGS, FACTS, HABITS, OR GOALS ABOUT YOU. AT THE END, CHOOSE FIVE PEOPLE TO BE TAGGED. YOU HAVE TO TAG THE PERSON WHO TAGGED YOU. IF I TAGGED YOU, IT’S BECAUSE I WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT YOU.”
1) I really really like Discworld books
2) I spent August 15th to March 28 in treatment programs in Hawaii and Vermont
3) I really like dogs but i’m an animal person so long as they aren’t reptiles or amphibians
4) I work in a shop that sells soap and lotion and fun things
5) I’m messy by nature but on occasion need to fix everything
6) I’m idealistic but also very pessimistic and distrustful
7) I’m a virgin
8) I spent most of junior high and high school fixing other people’s problems
9) I’ve been in love twice, three times if i’m counting being 14 and dumb
10) I’m still deciding on what I want my sexuality to mean. Bisexuality and pansexuality are different and i’m not sure how to explain pansexuality to the people I love when they have such difficultly with liking girls not meaning that i’m gay.
11) I really love Disney movies
12) I’m a hopeless romantic
13) I want someone I date to dance with me or sing the other part of a duet with me
14) I’m an overly cautious driver because if I get into another accident i’ll have my license revoked
15) When I decide i’m in love with someone it will take me years to be able to let them go
16) I love to cook
17) I suffer from intense social anxiety
18) I went to college before I was ready and dropped out when my depression made getting up and to class too much
19) I love to draw but i’m not very good
20) I give too much of myself to other people because they’ll always come first to me
21) While also being tremendously selfish i’ll have my phone by my side for whoever needs me.
22) I pick up odd skills and trivia
23) I have a myriad of learning disabilities
24) I was diagnosed with Juvenile Myoclonic Epilepsy when I was 17
25) I’m actually not bad to get to know. Just a wee bit quirky.
Fuck You! -The Uterus
Cute single dad mid twenties electrician working on the house we’re fixing up just asked me out!!!!!! Dying! 20 and never been on a real date…. Atleast it’s in my control as to whether or not I talk to him. It means I get his number from my dad. This is probably the plot of a social disaster movie.
I’ll just die now and save myself the embarassment.
Okay i’ll be honest and say this is mostly a LoK and AtLA blog. Now and then i throw in some , AVPM, AVPS, The Avengers, Supernatural, Young Justice, Percy Jackson and other random fun stuff
^her blog description
Fuck You- You are amazing, fuck you
Your Face- You are precious, amazing etc etc
Life Ruiner- Someone so attractive that the rest of the world can just quit.
I can’t even- I am so overwhelmed by feelings I can’t express myself properly
All of the things- I love or hate everything -insert thing of your choice- involves
I regret nothing- self explanatory
I Quit- Your skill/qualities outweigh my own and it is glaringly obvious
add more as you think of them