Here, There and Back Again: A Lesson in Tangents

jj-the-majestic-snowflake: fandoms-have-the-tardis: cthulhu-with-a-fez: laughcentre: allmonds: s...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:44:09 -0400

fandoms-have-the-tardis:

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

laughcentre:

allmonds:

sluttyoliveoil:

allmonds:

stand:

I

I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN

i understand

THEN FUCKIBG TELL ME

8 times
8 times I have scrolled past this
I now understand

I UNDER STAND

WHAT THE HECK DOES THIS MEAN?!

oh my god. i undestand

Eva Green, Katie McGrath, Emilia Clarke, Bridget Regan, Gemma...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:42:48 -0400

Eva Green, Katie McGrath, Emilia Clarke, Bridget Regan, Gemma Arterton, Rosamund Pike, Keira Knightley, Natalie Portman and Miranda Otto as the nine Valkyries.

A valkyrie is one of a host of female figures who decide which soldiers die in battle and which live. Selecting among half of those who die in battle, the valkyries bring their chosen to the afterlife hall of the slain, Valhalla, ruled over by the god Odin. When the einherjar are not preparing for the events of Ragnarök, the valkyries bear them mead. Valkyries also appear as lovers of heroes and other mortals, where they are sometimes described as the daughters of royalty, sometimes accompanied by ravens, and sometimes connected to swans or horses.

fudayk: okay did this make anyone else laugh out loud at the...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:41:00 -0400

fudayk:

okay did this make anyone else laugh out loud at the adorableness

mmmcookies22: punziepond: kittykittydontpanic: bougiegal: just a reminder than tumblr gets face...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:39:34 -0400

mmmcookies22:

punziepond:

kittykittydontpanic:

bougiegal:

just a reminder than tumblr gets face characters fired and if you keep going in this direction with the new Peter Pan face character you are all so suddenly obsessed with you’re going to make him lose his job

can you explain how that happens?

people find out his real name and call him that at the park, therefore taking him out of character and ruining the magic for the younger kids

SIGNAL BOOSTING THIS SHIT

bradstuck: My adventures as a mayor.

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:39:01 -0400

bradstuck:

My adventures as a mayor.

krispykitten: fatass-mcnotits: “I think that’s what’s really...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:35:12 -0400

krispykitten:

fatass-mcnotits:

“I think that’s what’s really cool about Cartoon Network: they’re not trying to look at what was successful in the past and then repeat it, they’re just looking for things that they think are cool now and have never been done before” - JG Quintel x

that last one, though

that’s got some studio ghibli color palets and shading going on hot damn

THAT BOTTOM RIGHT ONE NOW WANT NOW WHAT IS IT EVEN CALLED HOT DAMN INDEED.

Dad spends school year waving at bus, embarrassing son

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:34:08 -0400

vvntheshort:

iswearimnotadumbblonde:

urethrafranklin:

I can’t decide if this is the best or the worst dad ever

If a man wakes up every day to put on a costume SOLELY to wave his child off to school, he is a dedicated father and truly one of the best out there, even tho this probably embarrassed the shit out of his kid

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:33:41 -0400

biscuitlikeboundlessness: an ouran highschool host club dubstep remix called kiss kiss drop the...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:33:04 -0400

biscuitlikeboundlessness:

an ouran highschool host club dubstep remix called kiss kiss drop the vase

tumblr: just give us two people and we'll ship them

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:29:58 -0400

tumblr: just give us two people and we'll ship them
shows: but they're fictional
tumblr: no problem
movies: but we'll never be in anything else ever
tumblr: don't fret we have gifs
books: but they die
tumblr: pfff we're used to that
nature: but they're animals
tumblr: it's fine
science: but they're chemical elements
tumblr: we don't discriminate you piece of shit
countries: how do you even-
tumblr: we find a way

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:29:36 -0400

rocknrollercoaster: to tha wall

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:26:23 -0400

rocknrollercoaster:

to tha wall

rocknrollercoaster: to tha window

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:26:18 -0400

rocknrollercoaster:

to tha window

I AM SO CONFUSED

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:25:35 -0400

fredcollins:

OKAY, SO, MY DAD COMES IN AND HANDS ME A LETTER TODAY AND HE WAS LIKE “well I don’t know what’s happening but I’m pretty sure this is for you” AND THIS IS WHAT HE HANDS ME:

so naturally I OPEN IT.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I WAS EXPECTING TO FIND

someone legitimately took the time and money to write out this letter EXACTLY as it appears in Goblet of Fire, and COVER IT IN STAMPS. THEY EVEN SEALED IT WITH WAX.

I DON’T KNOW WHO THE FUCK DID THIS

WHAT IS HAPPENING

supervengers: my-angel-wears-a-trench-coat: thestrals-in-221b: ...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:23:14 -0400

supervengers:

my-angel-wears-a-trench-coat:

thestrals-in-221b:

awizardinsideandout:

All known spells from Harry Potter

Yeah and here are the other ones also mentioned:

Aguamenti- produces water

Anapneo- clears your path

Colloportus- locks doors and can’t be opened by muggles

Confringo- causes objects to catch fire

Defodio- carve stone or steel

Deprimo- a strong wind that can loosen things

Descendo- lowers objects

Duro- hardens object

Episkey- heals small injuries (tonks used this spell on harry)

Erecto- erects objects

Evanesco- vanishes targets

Expulso- makes object explote

Flagrate- wand can leave fiery marks (Tom Marvolo Riddle —> I Am Lord Voldemort… get it)

Geminio- creates a replica of something (like hermione did to create another locked for Umbridge when she wakes up)

Glisseo- makes steps flatten into a ramp

Homenum Revelio- reveals humans around the castor (did you really forget this one)

Incarcerous- ties object with ropes

Langlock- glues persons tongue to mouth (snape made it)

Levicorpus- victim is hing upside down (also made my snape)

Liberacorpus- counter curse to levicorpus

Meteolojinx Recanto- makes the weather caused by other incantations to calm the hell down

Muffliato- keeps people around you from eavesdropping (REALLY)

Obscuro- makes a blindfold apear over one’s eyes

Oppugno- makes conjured objects attack (like hermione’s canaries)

Pack- you know, packs a trunk

Piertotum Locomotor- animates statues to do the castor’s wishes (mcgonagall uses this badass spell in Deathly Hallows)

Portus- makes an object a port key

Protego Horribilis- flitwick uses this to strengthen the castle’s defenses

Protego Totalum- one of the spells hermione uses to protect the camp in Deathly Hallows

Rennervate- makes someone conscious again

Repello Muggletum- keeps muggles away from wizard places

Salvio Hexia- helps protect against hexes

Scourgify- cleans objects

Sectumsempra- (DID YOU LITERALLY FORGET THIS why) wounds the target (snape made it, need i say more)

Silencio- silences something (also spanish for shut the fuck up)

Specialis Revelio- hermione uses this to reveal secrets from harry’s advanced potion making book

Tergeo- hermione uses this to remove blood from harry’s face. so it can be used to remove ink, blood, etc

Unbreakable Vow- not exactly a spell you can cast per se but you know snape takes it with narcissa

And yeah those are all of the verbal ones that you missed. ~~motherfucker~~

I’m sorry but I would just point my wand at random guys crotches and go ‘erecto’ and then walk away giggling because they have NO IDEA HOW THEY GOT A BONER Ehehehehe

verysiriuspotterhead: caskettcase: i work at home depot and yesterday i decided to pick up some...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:18:28 -0400

verysiriuspotterhead:

caskettcase:

i work at home depot and yesterday i decided to pick up some possible paint colors for future living arrangements and loved this swatch

especially this one

which once you crop it comes out to be this color online

and i kept wondering…where have i seen that color before when it dawned on me.

you can never truly leave

aarontveeit: next to normal lyric graphics ||...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:17:05 -0400

aarontveeit:

next to normal lyric graphics || delusionsofgrandr

My new favorite thing is watching people’s lives slowly deteriorate when they first reblog...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:16:46 -0400

My new favorite thing is watching people’s lives slowly deteriorate when they first reblog Henry/are just discovering him. The tags of frustration, lust, and wonder are amusing.

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:14:25 -0400

ethiopienne: “i’m concerned about any oppression that may...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:12:37 -0400

ethiopienne:

“i’m concerned about any oppression that may come.”