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The complete Discworld as listed on TV Tropes.
I’ve spotted ten books on the first list that I haven’t read. I’m getting dizzy trying to figure out what else I don’t own/haven’t seen/haven’t heard.
There are maybe nine or ten Discworld books I haven’t read, I should fix it.
This is outside of Maurice, and the Tiffany Aching books because so haven’t read all of the Tiffany books and I would love to meet someone with a complete collection of Discworld and ancillary Discworld lore books.
I think this is the best motivation inspiration ever.
Favourite ladies ↬ Sierra Boggess
there is blood in your mouth
and it tastes a lot like moonlight
there is blood on your hands
and it feels a lot like silver
(there is a monster in your mirror
and it looks a lot like you)
there is a bullet in your chest
and it’s eating you alive
they say wolves fear silver
but this smells more like gold
what if like, draco didnt know what the mirror of erised was and harry made him go up to it and stood next to him and harry was like ” what do you see draco” and draco replied ” what do you mean what do i see its a mirror”
#potter what is wrong with you#do you not understand what a mirror is#is that why you always looked like an animal in school???#did the muggles not let you around a real bathroom? did you wash in a bucket?#its a mirror potter.#’please shut up’ harry says probably in unison with my followers (x)
Leo Fitz + I’m preparing myself for season 2
Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power
Marilyn Monroe in Don’t Bother to Knock (1952)
was this one of her earlier movies before she became a shit actress and was constantly portrait as the same character in every movie with the same facial expressions, etc
ahem, sunshine, she did not ‘become a shit actress’. she got better. you CLEARLY never saw Niagara/Bus Stop/The Misfits where she gives incredible performances. the studio forced her into dumb blonde roles and typecast her because they couldnt accept that someone so beautiful and sexy could actually be talented as well. she studied at the Actors Studio with Lee Strasberg, and he named her as one of his best students, on par with Marlon freaking Brando.
also, SHE STARTED HER OWN PRODUCTION COMPANY. please remember this was the 1950s when everyone was horrendously sexist. she was only the THIRD woman to start a production company!!!! she also successfully renegotiated her contract with Fox giving her more control over scripts and directors, which people like Bette Davis/Joan Crawford couldn’t even do.
she did her best to break away from those stereotypes, and people like you are ignorantly perpetuating them.
iT GOT BETTER
bisexual and pansexual people are actually made of stardust and flames and are immortal pass it on
wings showing the physical and mental scars people accumulate. wings ranging from dull and disarrayed to glossy and healthy. Coulson/whoever can see figuring out how to preen someone else’s feathers and it helping their mental/emotional health
Using them as diagnostic tools for post mission briefings and treatment, reading unconscious movement during interrogations.